Playing the field..

When your WIFE tells you in a tone that is DEVOID of ALL emotion this:-

Wifey : IF/WHEN you do have extra marital relations with other WOMEN just bear in mind that all is considered ‘natural’ till the point of penetration.
Hubs: you mean you don’t mind? Why no fucking?
Wifey: *smiles and giggles* just think about the baby born out of wedlock (IF)
Hubs : *blinks*

so what the hell do I have to say? When you ALREADY believe that:-

1) Your wife is the MOST understanding and forgiving person in the whole wide world and YOU CAN confirm that she’d thereafter be rewarded with PARADISE for her above statement.

Because OBVIOUSLY to you she:-

a) Understands and accepts that MEN are defenseless against the lure of infidelity (known and otherwise)
b) Will forgive you for any indiscretions made whether directed or not to her status and responsibilities of WIFE (known and otherwise)
c) Will still love and respect you as her soul mate and father to your children regardless of your infidelities (known or otherwise).

Resulting in your attitude: -

“Can I lick your pussy but no fucking please? My wife says its all okay but I must think of the babies born out of wedlock.”

*clapclapclap* in other words..Congratulations MATE!

I couldn’t agree more…your wife INDEED deserves my salutes for being the most open minded and liberated, enlightened soul evar! I am sure ALL the husbands in the world pray (all the time and HARD) for someone EXACTLY with her attitude and beliefs about ‘extra marital relationships’. Did you check if she recently joined ‘women for polygamy’ in malaysia! :p

*bwaahahahahahaha*

ehk!!!!!!!! Do you still want to know my thoughts and opinions in THIS REGARD? >)

Stay sane,
j.amyemeelea

ps: kimsalam bini lu ehk? Lu cakap JAHAT kimsalam~