Ditto smsed me last evening about the flood in the laundry room. We’re playing guess who opened the back windows wide before leaving home game :p i don’t think i did open any windows except for the ones in the balcony because that’s the smoking area. Both gail and ditto is trying to FREAK me out!! The house is immense and could get echo-ey when you’re all alone doing nothing. I’d have the tv on and ditto will have his blackberry on full blast. Just to fill in the void.
The framed picture of the 3 cats on the front door fell off and revealed a small wooden ganesh. We left it off but i noticed it took a LOT of blue tack and black tape to secure the frame over it in the first place. The unit number sums up to 6 and i don’t know what went on in my brains to settle it down on 3?!! Both ways 6 is a mathematically perfect number, and 3 is a prime number? But according to others 7 is the perfect number? Well it’s the damn perspectives again at chaos.
Bongoland news is about bulus (pubic hair found and stated as evidence in the anwar case) and i had to chuckle when i heard about it. At times it can be funny but stretched too long it loses its novelty and becomes truly stupid. I can understand why karna hates to go back there and stay over more than 48 hours. In sillypore, another toddler of 3 died recently from a head butt from unemployed mom’s boyfriend. She vomited on the guy. I see a trend here forming. Ziezie updated facebook with a status about a naked man acting dead on bus no. 170 this morning and i had to recall the naked cleaner from few weeks back. The crazies are stacking up. Then there is the matter of fluff from the recent Sillypore Budget 2011. YEAY! We might not have to pay for TV & radio license fees anymore and i support to boot Ministry of Information, Communications & Arts. Or completely revamp their policies man. Think of the mayhem that will cause haha! More power to the underground arts scene ;) more independents!! Surely Singapore with our size can manage the flow of creativity right? Somehow, i don’t see that happening because where would our art degree holders DO when they graduate? *gulps* just check the vacancies open at www.mica.gov.sg and BEHOLD! More jargon bureaucratic titles and responsibilities:-
e.g :- Job Description : SENIOR MANAGER / MANAGER / ASSISTANT MANAGER (RESEARCH)
Your role will focus on economic research, which includes statistical data collection, analysis and research to support the formulation and review of policies and initiatives in the economic and social sectors under MICA’s purview. You will undertake the design of data collection tools such as surveys, derive implications for MICA’s business areas, and apply statistical methods for modeling and simulating policy impacts. You will also provide guidance and advice to MICA HQ Divisions and Statutory Boards, in areas such as performance measurement and international benchmarking. Your role will involve facilitation of MICA’s strategic planning process and the formulation of annual strategic plans.
But we can’t all be celebrities and the performers lah. And for a bit ‘modeling’?? or is it ‘modelling’? damn it! What about yodelling?! That i can understand. This is what we sillyporeans do best. Think and THINK and thought somemore. THEN let the foreign talents DO *hehehe* nermind if get spelling, grammar all wrong. Its okay because its singlish mah! Unlike you peoples from united world of elsewhere...all rubbish only. England also cannot speak then how am i suppose to order my KFC chicken!
Then i find more and more of us speaking about feeling alien here but at home elsewhere (like Australia!) ehk? Then there it goes again the old adage: the grass is always, ALWAYS GREENER elsewhere. Maybe not bongoland *muehehe* but if you think renting a 2 storey terrace in johor bahru which includes security guards for just RM1200/- as compared to being pigeon-holed here in sillypore as ‘more worth it’. Who the hell cares? Maybe your kids will swear and scream at you for having to wake up at 4am to make it in time for school BUT we have each our own poison. Or try to limit our intake of mild forms of vitriol somehow.
I’m still on a hunt for couplings! But yeah...benny will have to do for now.
Stay sane,
J.amyemeelea
Ps: "We must laugh at man to avoid crying for him."~ Napoleon Bonaparte – MUAHAHAHA! *chokes*
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