Thursday, August 30, 2012

in catty mood.



His Holiness Shitdouchebuggery-bagness says
Had lunch?                                          
I’m skipping lunch...Diet. Eating too much these days.
amie is moi says
that’s too bad
but yeah i'm trying to cut down too
His Holiness Shitdouchebuggery-bagness says
Need to look like a million buckaroos.
Lol
amie is moi says
saaap
wats the occasion?
wedding anniversary ke?
His Holiness Shitdouchebuggery-bagness says
No lah... it’s been 10 years.
Maintain beb... Haha
amie is moi says
orh maintain..i see
ya dun loose the hair
His Holiness Shitdouchebuggery-bagness says
Make myself still sellable.
amie is moi says
your last raya fotos showed a bit of shiny spots
okay 'balmy' hehehe
His Holiness Shitdouchebuggery-bagness says
Hair? Daughtry looks in the rage now. Lol
amie is moi says
not my type AT ALL.
His Holiness Shitdouchebuggery-bagness says
Haha...
Maybe not to impress u lar. Hahaha
Ok lah... Gtg work now. Hav a great day ahead.
amie is moi said (1:16 PM)
i'm not hinting but just highlighting
amie is moi said (1:17 PM)
ok tata

that! *points above* ladies and gentlemen is a slightly edited conversation i had today with an ex boyfriend. my first boyfriend in fact and here is evidence why i don't believe in good or bad baggage. it's because we all just have BAGGAGE. 

His Holiness D was my first love dare I say back when i should be studying instead of doing whatever else i was supposed to do that time. He is 3 years my senior which would make him still in his late thirties. it wasn't the most friendly break ups but we went on our seprate ways. He hooked up almost immediately with a model. Note I care naught to describe the type nor herself. She was simply someone who threw haughty looks and was wearing 'our' couple silver. Yeah, its just what couples do and still do i believe. Didn't she have the brains to think its all new? But i still cringed anyway. Oh, and they both called me fat once when we bumped into each other at the cinemas. 

Of course then i hated both of them vehemently. with all my being and refused to read letetrs or receive calls from the asshole but somehow after more than 20 years now we are still talking. On MSN of course. His wife would have his balls for breakfast (if she hasn't already) if she knew we were speaking. So anyway, above conversation, or rather ALL we speak of is the state of my Unholiness as compared to his awesomeness. 

When sometimes, i slash and ignore his remarks (otherwise ninjamode) on bright days like today I like to turn just a little bit catty. Honesty is the bestest policy right? :p 

stay sane, 
j@e

ps: i signed up for my 2B license yesterday!!!! 


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